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Darth Darth Binks
Note: There are mild SPOILERS for The Phantom Menace below.
Think about it. Jar Jar was exiled because "accidents" kept happening around him. Magically he ends his exile by just "happening" to run into two powerful Jedi who land on his planet.
He's strong with the dark side of the force. We all know Anakin will be the Emperor's apprentice in movie 3, but with Darth Maul gone, the Emperor needs a new one for movie 2. He's waiting -- Darth-Darth Binks.
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Here's another theory on Jar-Jar's Jedi Powers.
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Obiwan: "You can't win. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
Vader: "I don't know. I can imagine quite a lot."
The missing scene that explains how 3PO got chopped up .
C3PO: (Poking around on Cloud City, goes into closet. Sees Vader.)
Vader: "Obiwan never told you what happened to your maker."
C3PO: "He told me quite enough, thank you. He told me that you killed him."
Vader: "No, 3PO. I am your maker."
C3PO: "Noooo...." (strikes)
Vader: (Chops off arm, then cuts 3PO into little bits and leaves him in bin.)