Brad Templeton Home

Brad Ideas
(My Blog)




Jokes / RHF

Photo Pages

Panoramic Photos

SF Publishing


Articles & Essays



The Book




RHF Home

Ty Templeton Home

Stig's Inferno

Copyright Myths

Emily Postnews


Burning Man

Phone Booth

Alice Pascal

The Rules for Guys

Bill Gates

Darth Darth Binks

Darth Darth Binks

Note: There are mild SPOILERS for The Phantom Menace below.

Think about it. Jar Jar was exiled because "accidents" kept happening around him. Magically he ends his exile by just "happening" to run into two powerful Jedi who land on his planet.

He's strong with the dark side of the force. We all know Anakin will be the Emperor's apprentice in movie 3, but with Darth Maul gone, the Emperor needs a new one for movie 2. He's waiting -- Darth-Darth Binks.

If you got to this image via rec.humor.funny, you can see see the results of our survey on experiences with the image.

Click on the image to get the full sized version, suitable for T-shirts. I grant a licence for personal reproduction, but not for commercial or mass reproduction. This is a parody, not endorsed or authorized by Lucasfilm Ltd. (but legal under fair use doctrine.)

Here's another theory on Jar-Jar's Jedi Powers.

Other Fun with Photoshop

  1. Canadians for Global Warming. (T-Shirt)
  2. Unusual portrait of my family.
  3. Larry Ellison's new National ID Card.

Other comedy pieces can be found on My Home Page, including

  1. The Rules for Guys
  2. Governor Schwartzenegger confers with Governor Ventura
  3. The Bill Gates Wealth Index
  4. 7 states pass "Wealthy Defendant Evidence Act" written after the O.J. trial.
  5. New Plan for Newsgroup voting written after I got sick of news.groups in 1989.
  6. Worries about the Year 10,000 bug.
  7. The rec.humor.funny home page

More Star Wars

Obiwan: "You can't win. If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Vader: "I don't know. I can imagine quite a lot."

The missing scene that explains how 3PO got chopped up .

C3PO: (Poking around on Cloud City, goes into closet. Sees Vader.)

Vader: "Obiwan never told you what happened to your maker."

C3PO: "He told me quite enough, thank you. He told me that you killed him."

Vader: "No, 3PO. I am your maker."

C3PO: "Noooo...." (strikes)

Vader: (Chops off arm, then cuts 3PO into little bits and leaves him in bin.)