Rest of RHF
This page contains direct links to the rest of the jokes from the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or appeared after 1991 and thus were not culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
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File System Joke (David Fox) maybe
Top Ten New York City Pedestrian Tips (Michael Rossow) smirk
Forgive me, Dijkstra... (Philip E. OKunewick) original, maybe
Cycles for nothing (Matt Crawford) smirk
Yet Another War Story (long) (steve@nuchat.UUCP) smirk
Proctology (EDDIE.MIT.EDU@heath.UUCP) maybe
Genuine Soviet Joke (Bruce Jones) smirk
Flying Out Laws (Kee Hinckley) smirk
Behaviorists (Matt Crawford) maybe
A night of passion. (Mr. X) mabye
DEC Wars (Andrew Klossner) funny
Don't open 'till Xmas! (Steve Alter) smirk
The Hotline (from the fidonet newsletter) (Mike Arms) funny, sexual, gross
The creation of the universe (edw@zps.UUCP) smirk
An amusing poem (John F. Wardale) smirk
the meaning of creation (Kent Paul Dolan) maybe
Pillows (Brent Petersen) pun, maybe
DEC Wars (LONG) (Jeff Michaud) chuckle
Wry humor (bird@ihwpt.UUCP) maybe
New Sitcom (Edward Falk) maybe, offense=homosexuals, sexual
Tasteless illness joke (Rich Salz) maybe
Hotline (#4) (Ken Eglaston) chuckle
unexpected endings (bde@ihlpl.UUCP) mabye
Russian Joke (Nik Habermel) smirk
Erosion (David John Williams) chuckle
Love your mother in law (Inna Lauris) maybe
Plumber's Joke (eileenp@athena.TEK.COM) heard it, chuckle, sexual
Real Programmers Don't Eat Health Food (Clint Wong) smirk
drought (david@uokmax.UUCP) maybe
They say that in the army ... (James Gehrke) smirk, sexual
A brand new riddle (David Keith) smirk, offense=women
Riddle with unix overtones (Richard Sexton) smirk, swearing, rot13
Ollie North opens up (Jack Bonn) smirk
Another Gary Hart Joke (Warren Burstein) smirk, topical
Your all a bunch 'o dangerous crazies! (Nic McPhee) smirk
Visual joke (Ted H. Emigh) doubt it
Papal visit (Bill Kennedy) smirk, topical
A new topical joke on religion chuckle
Political joke maybe
Hey Jack (Steve Poole) maybe, pun
LA - from Late Night (watmath!ihnp4!a.s.kamlet) smirk, topical
New Topical Joke with computer overtones funny, topical
pumpkins (John J. Chew III) smirk
Airplane Joke (ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP) maybe
Where does morality come from? (Rick Floyd) smirk
Old Klaus Barbie joke (Jeff Meyer)
feminism (resident factious factotum)) original, smirk
You can save lives (P. Ryan)
speaking of language usage... (Steve Upstill) smirk, heard it
Divorce (Zahid Ahsanullah) smirk, sexual
A top 15 list from the Dave Letterman Show (Steve Alter) laugh, topical
A Yuppie Christmas (Eric Tilenius) topical, chuckle
Tweeze Denied Beef Worker Isthmus (Frank Carey) topical, smirk
speaking of language usage... (Ken Dykes) smirk, heard it
Politics - Nixon, Jackson, Hart, Biden (Operator) topical, swearing
Male jokes (cblph!kee)
cadillacs (Andy Soravilla)
advice for life....:-) (Thomas S. David) rec_humor_cull,
****PLACE SUBJECT HERE***** (Dumb netter didn't give one) (Alan R Meiss)
Ho Ho Ho (Jim Kendall)
a REAL retirement party (Susan Hammond)
The Hackers Prayer (David Goodenough)
Interesting Quotes (Jeff Meyer)
Harvard man in New Haven (for rec.humor.funny) (Rahul Dhesi)
Hard-hitting journalism (David Keppel)
Joke submission (Andrew Moore)
Tammy Faye Bakker (206) topical, funny
Political humor (David Arnold) topical, chuckle
Voting Tips (BELLIVEAU) funny, topical
Lousy business (Derrick Hamner) sexual, swearing, smirk
it never happened (Rob Peck) original, smirk, gross
88q1/p62.6
Re: anti nazi humor (You may ask yourself... How do I work this?) smirk
For each and every action. (Bryan Wolf) smirk
Political joke (Stefano Sani) topical, sexual, maybe
New Technologies (Ken Marks) smirk
New item: Spain orders U.S. to remove 72 F16's (kelem@aerospace.aero.org.UUCP) topical, smirk, original
Hotel Soap Nightmare (M. Joseph Barone) chuckle
Best from NutWorks Issue021 (Brent C J Britton) chuckle, original
May God call me home. (Lawrence Fischer) smirk, sexual
Another fine myth (lloyd allison) doubt it, racist
-*- S L U G S -*- (Dorian Garson) original, smirk
God's vacation (Seth Adam Eliot) maybe, offense=christians
Mooo... The latest update of COWS (Eric W. Tilenius) maybe, original, swearing
Cure for the depression? ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) smirk
True humour in uniform (Bill Kennedy) true, original, smirk, swearing
David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans": (Jeff Meyer) heard it, chuckle
Condom joke, offensive to male homosexuals. (resident factious factotum)) scatological, offense=homosexuals, maybe
U2 the rocket dog (Greg Hackney) smirk
A day in the life of a hacker (long) (Steven Grimm) smirk
Another history lesson ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, funny
Winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest announced (Doug Mackensie) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
Smart Computer ! (Andrew Moore) heard it, smirk
American courtesy (Kevin James Bertram) swearing, smirk
Help loose weight (Jerry S. Ghanooni) rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, sexual
greek soccer players (Gavin Dixon) racist, smirk
Hooray for Hollywood (Mike Burtz) sexual, smirk
Bounding Maine (Adam Moskowitz) smirk
Troubleshooting Flowchart (Ken McDonald) rec_humor_cull, smirk, swearing
~Professional~ Growth Classes (Nathan H. Hillery) heard it, smirk
The view from Texas (barry@elk.UUCP) topical, smirk
Reader service? (resident factious factotum)) true, maybe
Software License Agreement (Marsh Gosnell) true, smirk
The Laws of Computing (Dean Tregenza) smirk
Hunting Story (Kurt Guntheroth) smirk
English grammar (Bill Crick) rec_humor_cull, rot13, offense=pakistani, chuckle, racist
Last year's news ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
Re: George Bush and Coca-Cola (Evan Bigall) rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle, topical
football equipment (Jack H. Ostroff) smirk
Sun's super RISC machine (mmt%dretor@zorac.UUCP) true, smirk
Plop plop fizz fizz (DC@MAZ.MIT.EDU) maybe
Bush joke by Bob Hope (Allan Pratt) topical, chuckle
Sneak Preview (bellt@tramp.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
The Oneliner file Annual (Funny Guy) racist, sexist, sexual, chuckle
doublespeak, Orwell_is_here! (Raymond Lister) true, chuckle
Drunken Wanderings (Andy Hall) true, smirk
Two peanuts were walking down the StrauBe (Mike Liang) original, chuckle, pun
Organ Donation (bgm@zorac.UUCP) sexual, smirk
PunchEd (Hobie Orris) maybe, original
4 Southern Belles (Bill Sears) swearing, smirk
Languages (Thomas M. Chavez) smirk
UNIX made simple (Phil OKunewick) true, chuckle
Republican Prayer (Barton E. Schaefer) original, smirk, topical
Drug test (it's the caffeine I can do without) (Frederick Wamsley) maybe, scatological
Language barriers (Paul Vixie) smirk, original, true
Draft Dodger Rag [for Danforth Quayle] (Bill "Bill" Tuthill) original, maybe, topical
Political song (David B. Whiteman) chuckle, topical
A new Movie (Andrew D. Bowen) original, smirk, topical
Booming popularity (ecl@mtgzy.UUCP) original, chuckle, topical
FULL DECK LIST (John Mullen) rec_humor_cull, long, smirk
Gastnost (Gary Powell) chuckle
Fairlyisms (morgan@jessica.stanford.edu) true, smirk
Useful command (Jonathan E. Brickman) original, chuckle, sexual
Baby Boom. (Regis J. Crinon) smirk
Re: PC Flame from unix-pc.test (Silver) original, funny
Homeostatic needs of humans (chandra@ihuxv.UUCP) chuckle
Miss Dish's Lament (Jeff Meyer) long, chuckle
Dynamite (ofnsv to ) (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, smirk, ethnic
Stupid Telephone Order Clerks (Bob Mayo) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
Just a few Jokes.. (Brett Genger) rec_humor_cull, racist, rot13
Subject: George Bush (Anonymous) sexist, maybe, topical, offense=women
systems administrator (Kevin Braunsdorf) maybe
The Collapse of Usenet (Glen Overby) maybe
Nose jokes from "Roxanne" (Brett K. Carver) funny
puppy joke, sligtly off colour (Ken Dykes) gross, sexual, smirk
nasty humor - offensive to women (Todd Mount) rec_humor_cull, smirk, rot13, sexual, swearing
Armor Potted Beef Product (CaptainDave@cup.portal.com) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Original Religious humor, very long (newcomb@ucbarpa.Berkeley.EDU) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, long, original
From the ACM (George Moore) chuckle
Deathbed humour (Michael Wolfe) smirk
Ethnic Sign-Language Jokes (Paul Fuqua) smirk
DEMO project (wyle@solaris.uucp) chuckle, swearing
Fortran 8x progress report (Matthew P Wiener) smirk
You'll never see this TV ad (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle, original
Bentsen Jokes (Terrance E Sterkel +1 201 386 5027) topical, chuckle
Condoms (James Harvey) rec_humor_cull, quite sexual, funny
The Churchill Wit -The Untold Story (Bob Roberds) laugh, swearing, rot13
Misfortune for this shuttle mission... (Joseph Weinstein) topical, chuckle
Robin Givens / Mike Tyson Divorce (ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP) topical, chuckle
Vollyballocracy (Steve Valentine) topical, smirk
Election day follies (John R. Levine) topical, true
Radio Free Warsaw (Andrew Malton) smirk
The Pope bites the bit one (Ronald J Wanttaja) pun, smirk, sexual
U.S. Presidential light bulb jokes (Seth Gordon) smirk, topical
Economists (Bruce Randall Donald) smirk
The Future of the English Language (roller@hocpa.UUCP) smirk
[ ethnic ] ventriloquist (Gregory Sandell) smirk, heard it
Wrong Way Whales (Steve Eddins) topical, chuckle
Tie one on (Jim Kendall) racist, rot13, smirk
Ticket to Ride (Fearless Leader) racist, offense=Poles, rot13
Real Computer Wizard (Ralphe Neill) true, smirk
Hair of the dog (Steve @ His Desk) true, smirk
A story of four people (Watale's Little Helper) smirk
Dodgers & Nostradamus (George Moore) smirk, original, topical
NOpLAnCON Presentations on Current Films (Mark R. Leeper) original, chuckle
Collection of Olympic and Ben Johnson Jokes (Funny Guy) some original, doubt it, smirk, chuckle, topical
A letter from moma (Brett K. Carver) smirk, heard it
Free Trade in what? (wayne@hcrvx1.UUCP) topical, smirk
King Bentsen (Lightning Strikes) topical, smirk
More on J. Danforth Pigeon (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) topical, smirk
Timely variation on a Dangerfield one-liner (Ken Kaufman) topical, chuckle
Net makes SNL (Dave Goldblatt) topical, chuckle
The Dying of Ember (knight@f.gp.cs.cmu.edu) original, chuckle
You've gotta speak the language (Marc Lavine) chuckle
I found my thrill on Huckleberry hill (Rick Smith) smirk, sexual
Jewish Mothers - from Leo Rosten (Ranjit Bhatnagar) smirk
It pays to be experienced (P.Smith) chuckle, true
Scottish Fashion (Bruce Roberson) smirk, heard it
Heavenly achievement (Mark Hall) smirk, heard it, sexual
newlyweds (K.R.Nauman@ihnp4.UUCP) sexual, chuckle, heard it
Do I know you? (Mitchell Wyle) sexual, gross, chuckle, rot13
What do best... (toddm@tekig5.PEN.TEK.COM) ethnic, chuckle, sexual
BRAINDUMP (Robert Del Favero) original, smirk
Tired and complaining (Mosur Mohan) laugh, swearing
Trees (Bob Jewett) chuckle
You always hurt the one you love (ludo@squawk.UUCP) true, smirk, sexual
Think of the team from a few years ago (Jim Gardner) funny
Cow joke (Douglas.Reece@IUS1.CS.CMU.EDU) smirk, sexual
An essay for .funny consideration (amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu) original, laugh
Death and the Doctor (Mario O. Bourgoin) heard it, smirk
tell a friend (Fearless Leader) true, smirk
How to prove it (Andrew Arensburger) heard it, chuckle
Paducah, KY (Nick Pine) chuckle, true, offense=farmers
Small Town News on Fishing (Steve Elias) true, smirk
The King's Weapon (Gregory Kohler) sexual, chuckle
Re: Bobby Knight Joke (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) heard it, chuckle
Vacation Precautions (Darin McGrew) smirk
Truth in Advertising (Andrew Gollan) true, smirk
Viruses and System Security (a story) (bee@arthur.cs.purdue.edu) chuckle, computer, true
gets(3) vs. Goetz (Flounder@cup.portal.com) original, computer, chuckle
New! Jonathan Richmond Jokes! (Chris Long) laugh, rot13, topical, nasty, offense=Richmond
Re: KW Record Article on Joke Debate (Dan Howell) chuckle, topical
Airplane humor (Tracy LaQuey) smirk
Warranty card? (Mike Temkin) chuckle
Oprah the door and let me come in... (Fearless Leader) smirk
true story (Jeff Smith) true, smirk
Santa Clause has got a gun (-=/ The G*A*L*A*C*T*I*C Funkster /=-) original, smirk
Offensive to Construction workers and Leprechauns (Daniel Hinojosa) smirk, gross
Guy and gorilla go into bar, etc (a.l.judkis@mtunb.att.COM) racial stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
And a few soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) chuckle
Ode de Quota (Sean The Peasant) topical, computer, smirk, original
Cheap at half the price (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) laugh, sexual
With apologies to Henny Youngman (Jim_Borza) sexual, funny
It goes both ways (John Palmer) sexual, chuckle, offense=men, swearing
The mysteries of time (Carl Witthoft) original, smirk
Report cards (resident factious factotum)) true, smirk
You ain't seen nothing yet! (Grant Robinson) sexual, smirk
My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk! (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 979 0586) gross, original, chuckle
Top 10 reasons not to remove me as moderator (Pete Apple) topical, racist, rot13, laugh, offense=people with no sense of humour
Topical trick (sidhu@bnlux0.bnl.gov) smirk, topical
A Modern Idea (Tim Mitchell) smirk
Vaseline salesman (Grant Robinson) sexual, chuckle
Odds and Ends (Maurice E. Suhre) true, chuckle, topical
Toiletiquette (David Chesler) original, chuckle
Voting Time Again (Joe Talmadge) original, smirk, topical
Some black mail (Stephane Desmarais) maybe
Pastoral Visits (Woodhouse) gross, smirk
Since it's election time... (Mike Godfrey) topical, chuckle, ever so mildly sexist
The Coolidge Effect (mjb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu)
Would you like to see my new dress? (jbowe@pineapple.bbn.com) smirk
Pausing to honour a funeral (Karen B. Johnson) smirk
Two Hunters in Canada (Joe Dakes) funny
School's In (Jeff Beadles) smirk
Going on Tour (Matt Fichtenbaum) topical, chuckle
Birthday Gift (Raffie Tordil) smirk
Submission - Talking to Fish (Bill Kennedy) original, smirk
gaggle me with a spoon... (brian@greek.UUCP) chuckle, heard it, mildly sexual
American and Canadian Senate. (Nicolas Leonard) topical, smirk
My God, it's full of... (Dr. Snuggles) topical, funny
Watch your rear (Brad Templeton) topical, chuckle
The joke that made RHF infamous (Brian Glendenning) rec_humor_cull, racist (mildly), chuckle
Happiness of life (tran@peora.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, smirk
Ant and Ages (Jeff Roberts)
DATA statements... ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) true, chuckle
Difference between US & UK... (Product Acoustics Group*MLO6-2/T13*223-8744) smirk
Elvis (Ronald J. Notarius) topical, funny
More soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) funny
Updated Version of joke recently made famous (Brian Glendenning) original (sort of)
AirJEDR close call (eddie.caplan@H.GP.CS.CMU.EDU) original?, smirk
Bar Troubleshooting Chart (Stuart Freedman x3262) heard it, funny
Giuliani (Gabe M Wiener) true, smirk, sexual
Slightly sick narrative joke (about disabilities) (Mike Taylor) original, smirk
A bus across the island (Ken Johnson) true, smirk, national stereotype
Rushdie, Islam, and CIA Plots (GW Ryan) original, chuckle, topical
Workout mentality (starr@shuxd.UUCP) truenews, smirk
love that computer... (Brian Kantor) chuckle, computer
A Deluge of Grandeur (Calvin Keegan) long, smirk
This tree has no nodes. No nodes, how does it parse? Recursively! (Mike Taylor) original, chuckle
Birds of a feather (Edelperson) sexual, chuckle
Don't let the bed bugs bite (Andy Andrews) original, computer, chuckle, sexual
"FRENCHMAN STEALS ENGLISH RHYME SHOCK HORROR!" (rdonnlly@vax1.tcd.ie) heard it, smirk
Those ethnic stereotypes (David Chesler) racial stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
list of excuses from soc.singles. (John Fereira) original, chuckle
SMILIES (Kevin Johnson) smirk
Pan Am crash in England (Ron Pekar) topcial, smirk
Reagan lives! (offensive to Reagan, Bush and republicans) (michaelw@microsoft.UUCP) original, smirk, topical
Funny, He Doesn't Look Indian (Scott Turner) topical, chuckle, original
Explaining private enterprise to Gorbachev (Peter Palij) true, chuckle, topical
Re: I would like to see a header Sender-Addressed-To: (Leonard D Woren) chuckle
Civil Defense instructions. (Triantaphyllos Byron Rakitzis) heard it, smirk
submission to rec.humor.funny (Elijah Millgram) original, chuckle
How Cheap Are You (tgw@ttrdf.UUCP) true, smirk
TV ad parody (``Chopper'' Loyola -- Mark Gooley) original, maybe, sexual
Impotence Joke (re: Longevity) (Kurt Guntheroth) sexual, smirk
aging aircraft (Bruce Esrig) topical, smirk
Jazz flyer humor (Carlton B. Hommel) smirk
Old ladies at the greengrocers (Jerker Andersson) smirk, sexual
Seminar notice: LINEAR MOTOR (David Rogers) smirk, true
study report (temp)) original, smirk, sexual
marriage humor (ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
Marketing idea (Frederick Wamsley) topical, smirk, religious sterotype
NEW Religion!!! (Rudolph R. Zung) original, offense=devout, smirk
A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) (davidbe@sco.UUCP) explicitly sexual, smirk, original
Good Service (Paul Shields) original, chuckle
Standards (Rob Kolstad) original, smirk
The PLO (John Palmer) original, smirk
Bush's Lament (Ranjit Bhatnagar) topical, chuckle
How many postings for one joke? (Michael I. Bushnell) topical, original, smirk
Top Ten Earthquake Lines (srt@aerospace.aero.org) original, topical, chuckle, gross
Rabbi in space (Michael Niv) ethnic, smirk
Referee's report from Hell (John Merrill) chuckle
What's in store at Christmas (Chris Hudel) original, topical, chuckle
Satanic Prose (Felix S Ortony) topical, usenet, chuckle
Kiwanis Speech (Mark Woodhouse) smirk, sexual
Urine Testing (Robin Colgrove) truenews, gross, smirk
It ain't all playing golf . . . (Tim J Ihde) supposedly true, smirk, gross
late one night on the system (Dan King) computer, true, chuckle
Warner Brothers song (dryfoo@athena.mit.edu) original, chuckle
A Sonnet (Ronnie B. Kon) original, maybe
the mouse problem (Mike Godfrey) chuckle
The Pickle slicer! (Thomas _. Longstaff) heard it, chuckle, sexual
You ain't nothing but a Mahound-dog (Fearless Leader) topical, smirk
Tower the Teetotaler (daryl@hpcllla.UUCP) chuckle, topical
Most Embarrassing Moment (Jay Schuster) sex (homosexual), chuckle, true, rot13
Electronic Tee-Shirts (Andy Andrews) original, chuckle
VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places (obrien@aero.UUCP) long, funny
Joys of group music (dwv@ihuxz.UUCP) chuckle
Original weird story (Anthony M Lovell) original, smirk, wealth stereotypes, swearing
higher, girls, HIGHER! (Fearless Leader) topical, smirk
Speaking the language (Joe Morelock) sexual, smirk, heard it
Re: various how-do-I-rot13 queries (Duke McMullan n5gax) chuckle, original
Inaccurate Titles (Mike Schmitt) chuckle
football (Shelley Spence) topical, original, chuckle.
Ted Bundy (Peter van der Linden) topical, chuckle
Smiley Faces (Kevin Johnson) smirk
AT&T (jeffjs@ihlpb.UUCP) smirk
Londoners' work ethic (Gabe M Wiener) true, smirk
Beer drinking in the 90's (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 416 4683) original, smirk
alphabet soup (Fearless Leader) smirk, heard it, proctological
Parable time (msavage@axion.british-telecom.co.uk) maybe, swearing
Give the baby a bath (Marten Jansen) smirk
Daily News of Tanzania (Nathan Lipson) true, chuckle
ncm(1) - humorous man page for new coffee maker (John C. Rossmann) computer, chuckle, original
definitions of cooking terms (Brett Slocum) original, chuckle
docs and ducks (Robin Colgrove) smirk, long
Life in Hell (Wendell J Wilcox +1 312 979 2073) topical, chuckle
suicide is painless (Sauder Clyde 301-688-7908) topical, smirk
Insurance Companies (Ed Arnold) maybe, true
in crashes, casualties are always the first truths? (psrc@pegasus.UUCP) chuckle, generic ethnic stereotype
Joseph the Gullible? (ellen.g.cross) offense=Christians, smirk
Blind man's dog (Stuart.Lynne) heard it, chuckle
TV Evangalism: True Story (Fugitive) true, smirk
An encounter with an average person (Chuck Musciano) smirk, true
Anyone for Chinese Take-Away Lunch? (Jimmy Aitken) sexual, puns, smirk
the late, great internet virus (Cindy Tittle) true, chuckle
Cold_fusion (gwills@maths.tcd.ie) topical, smirk, sexual
If it moves... (John Witters) stereotypes, smirk, original
Leadership .vs. Management (Raj Wall) smirk
Tact (John Antypas) smirk
One of the first "Ollie goes to jail" jokes (BRYAN@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu) chuckle, singer stereotypes
Oxymoron (Brendan Kehoe) long, funny
old cold fusion? (psrc@pegasus.UUCP) topical, chuckle, true
Understanding Your Paycheck (Eugene Schwartzman) smirk
Talk about a tough union... (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) original, smirk
Journos! (Gary Yuen) national stereotypes, chuckle
One man's prayer . . . (Ric Giardina) smirk
Dangerous Waters (Leonard P Levine) topical, pun, smirk
Roto-Rooter Ad (Rudy Mician) true, chuckle
bartender, bartender.... (Grant Robinson) chuckle
Cold Nuclear FUSION; another confirmation (Emmett Black) chuckle, topical
AIDS is not just a disease! (Satinder S. Sidhu) chuckle, sick
Sixty Minutes (long) (Gabe M Wiener) heard it, computer, chuckle
Bureaucracy catches up (Fred Douglis) true, chuckle
New dressing methods (Ben Verwer) smirk, german politician, gross
Syrian Soldiers (Geoff Skellams) heard it, smirk
"mag tape" (ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP) chuckle, computer
Tar Pit (Richard Newsome) true, smirk
anonymous taxpayer poetry (Karen McGeer) topical, smirk
Cemetery Plot Telemarketers (Oded Feingold) true, chucile, swearing
Los Angeles Times (Gabe M Wiener) true, chuckle
A lesson in Government (Satinder S. Sidhu) chuckle
Fusing along (Evert Wolsheimer) topical, original, chuckle, gross
Eastern Network (Bret A. Shefter) topical, smirk
Byproduct of COLD FUSION (HJW2@PSUVM.gatech.edu) topical, chuckle
Front Page News (Jeff Boerio) chuckle, true
The Gods must be Crazy (Sumitro Samaddar) smirk
Postponed embarrassment (Steve Balogh) true?, sexual, smirk
The Fusion Jokes just keep on coming. (Matt Fichtenbaum) original, topical, funny, offense=Utah
Another Computerized History (bobm@convex.UUCP) original, chuckle
Resumes (Eric Giguere) topical, smirk
More Eastern Block humor -- GDR (Kristian Simsarian) smirk
Love-making, the Australian way. (Ian Watson) offense=aussies, sexual, smirk
Would you eat in their cafeteria? (Nathan Lipson) true, smirk
Elvis and Wright (watrous@aramis.rutgers.edu) topical, smirk
Christian Bears? (Steve Clark) smirk
Let's see if this surprises you. (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) true, chuckle
Military Intelligence (Robin Colgrove) smirk
Lawyers and dates (Rocky Craig) smirk
Viking's Home Journal (Sean Kelly) original, chuckle
prison (Michael Walsh) national stereotypes, heard it, smirk
Hitch-hiking the Irish way. (Bring Me A Dream) true, original, chuckle
The _Necronomicon_, Psalm 23 (kim dong hwan) smirk
Praise the Lord (Mohan Delampady) smirk
Radio Slogans of the 80s... (Phillip A. Remaker) true, smirk
VP comments (EGGZAF@phast.phys.washington.edu) smirk
"Vampires Take Over Exxon!" (jdrew@cs.uoregon.edu) chuckle, "true"
Neutrality (Spacek L) topical, funny
Chain Letters Work.... Really! (Zippy) original, funny
Academic Life, Their Way (Thomas _. Longstaff) chuckle
How they drink it. (Scott Robert Anderson) chuckle
I am the NRA? (John Hascall) true, chuckle
David Letterman top 10 list (paul northrup) topical, chuckle
tv sales (meulenbr@cst.prl.philips.nl) smirk
Reagan's brain (Amitabh Shah) topical, smirk
fishing again... (Stuart Freedman {x3262}) swearing, chuckle
New Product Annoucement (Bruce E. Cantrall) original, chuckle
Say, what? (tumlin@mhuxo.UUCP) true, chuckle
Bureaucracy award (Robin Colgrove) smirk, original
talk about a strip tease.... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) sexual, smirk
Oh, and One More Thing... (Darren F. Provine) smirk
Hazardous wildlife (dueck@DVINCI.USask.CA) chuckle
Old Age (Christina M. Bulle) smirk
Hi! Do you know me? (greg@bosco.Berkeley.EDU) original, chuckle
Quayle's Quest (Ricky) topical, smirk
Toilet Paper ( old ). (potoole@maths.tcd.ie) scatological, smirk
Lawyer Referral Service Call Of The Month (David Sherman) true, funny
The wonders of modern medicine (Dave Goldberg) heard it, chuckle, offense=democrats
News of the Weird (suhre@stingray.dsd.trw.com) true, chuckle
What you see, is not what you get! (Bo Newman) true, chuckle
One Way To Tell You Have Problems (Roger Fradenburgh) true, chuckle
Maladies of age... (ody) smirk
Bryant and the experts (Mark McCready) chuckle, true
No doubt learned through hard experience (Mark-Jason Dominus) true, chuckle
that's it. no kids... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) chuckle
Frustration -- Party Joke (Chris Wood) heard it, chuckle
Next time he'll knock.... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) smirk, sexual
"I'm sorry Mr. Lowe, but your insurance won't cover THAT" (Mark S. Warren) topical, smirk, sexual
Bald Men (Tom Crawford) smirk
Fwd: Deng Xiao-Ping, Li Peng, and Yang Shang-Kun (Chris Koenigsberg) heard it, topical, smirk
The Flag Takes A Licking (Shu-Wie F Chen) topical, chuckle
Boomerang's tough luck (vadim maystrovsky) chuckle
All about Baseball (gal@atux01.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
Handy date (Allen P Jr Haughay) smirk, sexual
The Price is Right (Sprecher yossy) heard it, smirk
Dates from Hell (Maurice Suhre) true, funny
Murphy's Laws on Sex (Sunil S. Desai) sexual, chuckle
copys, kids and stop signs (Michele D. Crabb- rc) heard it, smirk
Truths About Women (David Crist) original, sexual, chuckle, sexual stereotypes
_Vague_, the Magazine that Defines the 90's (jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP) original, smirk
Dead in the air... (kra@hpcndaw.cnd.hp.com) true, chuckle
Golfing Confession (Brett Slocum) heard it, swearing, chuckle
Drivers and Dummies (Steve Schonberger) true, chuckle
The difference between Jews and Catholics (David Goodenough) smirk, religion
Stay straight, Ollie (Daniel Miller) original, funny, topical
Prime Time Songbook (John Juback) original, chuckle
Change in the bible (Hans Grankvist - Exjobb EA/GF) smirk
Stodgy Dinner (William H. Jefferys) true, smirk
Jim McMahon goes golfing (Gregory Sandell) true, chuckle, bathroom
The "Perfect" Pastor (Tom Rhyne) chuckle
Life in an alternative universe (Matt Fichtenbaum) original, chuckle
What these foreign phrases really mean (Hy Tran) chuckle
George *has* balls! (Jan Steinman) chuckle, topical
Minimum wage (David Goodenough) topical, smirk
Comments on the future evolution of languages. (greg@bosco.Berkeley.EDU) original, smirk
Pete Rose (Laurel Falces) topical, chuckle
What's in a name? (Ilana Stern) true, chuckle
Last Margaliot Jokeline (A.R. PRUSS) funny, sexual, stereotypes
Premature Baldness (Pete Granger) heard it, sexual, chuckle
A Bad day? (Paul Yok! Chen) original, smirk
Origin & use of computer languages (Alan Hargreaves) computer, smirk
Car From HELL 4 SALE! $750 (or BRO) (Mike Mahler) original, true, chuckle
Gorby and the Pope (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle
kids in class (Keith Abbey) swearing, chuckle
Parrot gets around (Chris PudANG) sexual, chuckle
Newspaper (mis?)advertisements (Jan Mark Noworolski) true, chuckle, sexual
Yet More Quake Jokes (collected) (Steve Samuels) topical, smirk
Valuable savings (RusminUmin Dirgantoro) sexual, smirk
Halting Problem is Solvable (Bala Rajagopalan) computer, smirk
Turn Over (James Pinakis) swearing, sexual, chuckle, sick
Why would gas fitters change bulbs? (Ken Johnson) original, smirk
Broken dishes (claudia@hpprsn.hp.com) topical, true, chuckle
The soviet phone system ... (Chuck McManis) smirk
boyfriends & girlfriends (Stuart Freedman [x1708]) funny, sexual stereotypes, sexual
Equal time (Teemu Leisti) science, chuckle, offense=creationists
Human Resources (tneale@sun.com) science, chuckle
Stealth bomber budget poem (John Diamant) smirk
My Apple ][ test (Fred J. E. Long) computers, smirk, original
Piaget's conservation experiment. (Ross Williams) science, chuckle
Making a Selection (Paul Fuqua) chuckle
Hockey Night In Canada (Mark Lord) smirk
Being a computer center director (Jeffrey L Bromberger) computers, chuckle
Procurement (Jeremy Roussak) rot13, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
Cheap used car for sale (MZINTL@vmsa.oac.uci.edu) true, chuckle
More than a mile for that camel (cs161fcz) laugh, sexual
Stop Smoking (Barry Friedman) true, chuckle
stupid drivers (Bob Sutterfield) true, chuckle
Virginia and W. Viriginia (Steven H. Izen) sexual, offense=W. Virginians, smirk
Camel (David Sherman) true, chuckle
Relativity (Amitabh Shah) sexual, funny, racial stereotypes
Some Vague Recollections of TV Theme Songs on a Windy Night (Chris Long) original, chuckle
Modern-day Cinderella (Franklin Davis) heard it, sexual, chuckle
turtle attack (king@cbnewsk.UUCP) true, chuckle, sexual
DEC Virgin (Stuart Freedman {x1708}) sexual, computer, chuckle
More, 'mon (Bruce Spence) religious stereotypes, heard it, smirk, sexual
Praise the Lord (jimk@fab4.UUCP) true, chuckle
How not to open a beer (Michael Bergman) true, chuckle
The Art of Negotiation (Greg Kuperberg) true, chuckle, ethnic?
We All Have Our Problems (Paul Bartholomew) heard it, smirk, sexual
Donation? (Mark Nagel) sexual, smirk
Godless devil-worshipping evil computers (Karl Heuer) funny, unix
new standard system of measurements (Eric B) original, chuckle
Church and graphics systems (Jan Eric Larsson) original, computer, smirk
Improve your average (Charles Neil) smirk
Chain Letter for Liberated Women (Liz Gensheimer) heard it, chuckle, sexual stereotypes
New plan for newsgroup voting. (Brad Templeton) original, unrated, usenet
Kiwi Joke (Craig Farrell) chuckle, national stereotypes, rot13
Mort Sahl on Alexander Haig (Andrew Tannenbaum) chuckle, true
Be careful what you leave on the bus. (Peter Young) sexual, chuckle
the size of the moon (Alan Silverstein) science, original, chuckle
grass in the country (Vijay Madisetti) pun, chuckle
political jokes (Harumi Anne Kuno) funny
True Awe (Paul Bartholomew) true, chuckle
ball and chain (Vijay Madisetti) chuckle, sexual stereotypes
The History of Math (Kenneth Clubok) original, chuckle
A Child's View of Music (pdb059@mipl3.jpl.nasa.gov (Paul Bartholomew) funny
Travelling salesman? (Bryan Wolf) chuckle
Airline Seatbelts (Gregg Fielding Hinderstein) true, chuckle
Be the best you can be (Brian C Moum) smirk, religious stereotypes, rot13
Place your orders (Duke McMullan n5gax) smirk
What's for breakfast? (Alan S. Mazer) sexual, smirk
Iranian subscription letter (Mark Crispin) true, smirk
Ugly Baby (Greg Philmon) smirk
Cannibalism (Ian Gent) smirk
Re: Movie humor (Richard Sexton) original, smirk
How many gay rights activists? (Seth Gordon) sexual orientation steretypes, chuckle
What the smart campers are wearing (Julian Vrieslander) smirk
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (Marko Chew) sick, smirk
Secreteriat passes (appell@att.att.com) topical, smirk
Deja vu for IBM earnings (Alan Hargreaves) true, computer, chuckle
Ottawa Awards Stanley Cup to Quebec (ferguson@rochester.UUCP) canadian, smirk
Collection of the lesser Earthquake jokes (Funny Guy) topical, sick, maybe
Slow Golfers (Joseph M Dakes) smirk
To the last (Larry Hardiman) smirk, sexual
Talk about Hellfire... (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) topcial, smirk
New Orleans Brothel (Edmond D. Watson) sexual, smirk
New Soviet Flag (ECI) maybe
Stalin rides the train (Adrian Baddeley) smirk
Zsa-Zsa and her prision fears (Ken Dykes) topical, smirk
About life (chuck@dcisea.UUCP) smirk
Please send me a yes vote for sci.aquaria or I'll destroy your city (Richard Sexton) topical, usenet, smirk, original
The Great Gonzo (Mel) sexual, chuckle
politics in the making... (Brendan Jones) smirk
You can't get there from here (Gary) smirk
Fuel of the Future (Christian S. Collberg) true, chuckle
Funny VMS SPR (George Moore) computer, smirk
First European space flight (meulenbr@watmath.UUCP) national stereotypes, heard it, chuckle
It all depends on your point of view (Yigal Arens) smirk, national stereotypes
Making the most of your....talents (Will Johnson) true, smirk, sick
Cutting Classes (William J. King) heard it, smirk, ethnic stereotypes
An old Adolf Hitler joke (Bo Lindbergh) smirk
Childs (Tuna Ertemalp) heard it, sexual, chuckle
What did he say at his defence? (Anon@cup.portal.com) true?, smirk, sick
Jim & Tammy Faye (Patrick J. Flynn) topical, smirk
Loan Collateral (pdb059@Mipl5.JPL.Nasa.Gov) true, smirk
new gimmick from Black and Dekker (Vijay Madisetti) chuckle, original
First day of college (MZINTL@vmsd.cf.uci.edu) heard it, smirk
Family humor (Rick Peralta) chuckle, true
Grad Student Xmas Songs (Doug Hay) original, smirk
WARNING, WARNING, DANGER, DANGER (Mike Van Pelt) true, chuckle
Newsbriefs #1 (....What Is?....) original, chuckle, computer
New Timesaving Peripherals (Stan Lackey) usenet, smirk, original
Six miracles of socialism (wenguo@china.se) chuckle
Food-Wine Synergy (davidle@uunet.uu.net) true, chuckle, sexual
Flight crew duty times (Robert Dorsett) true, smirk
String 'em up (D K Laws) smirk, original
Virginia Border (Tam M. Nguyen) smirk, original
Why crackdown in Romania (James S. Vera) original, chuckle
The VA from Hell (Robin Colgrove) chuckle
The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_ (Jonathan I. Kamens) funny
PhD Topic Footprints (Allan Cargille) original, smirk, deranged
COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!! (New Version) (Eric W. Tilenius) swearing, chuckle, compilation, original, sexual, scatological
On having catholic tastes (Roger Amorim) chuckle, regligious stereotypes,
Drinking Song (Robin Colgrove) chuckle
Shafting Lucifer and other moneymaking schemes. (Never Kid A Kidder) smirk
Christmas Song (Emmett Black) funny, topical
Oscar Learns to Play Golf (H. L. Rogers) smirk, sexual
Kitchen Sync (Jordan K. Hubbard) original, smirk, usenet
An interesting textbook question (Jonathan) true, smirk
The NASA Monster Truck Challenge! (Andrew P Anselmo) chuckle
Is that a business or a residence, Mr. Bush? (David Lesher) topical, smirk
Meta-primes (Wayne Wonchoba) original, smirk, math
Newsbriefs #3 (Steve Boswell) smirk, original
How UUCP Addresses Came Into Being (Warren Tucker) usenet, national stereotypes
DAN QUAYLE'S (QUOTABLE) ADVENTURES (Seth Teller) smirk, true
Hidden Brain Damage Scale (Jon Boede) original (forwarded), smirk
Indiana wants me? (druid@inuxy.UUCP) chuckle
Coffin Nails (Peter Palij) smirk
Dirty Laundry (ROBERT M. HAMER) topical, smirk
Why Beer is Better Than Retarded People (David A Honig) sick, discriminatory, rot13, smirk
Theft with creativity (OMAR@buasta.UUCP) smirk
Warning! Dangerous Contamination! (Eric Lechner) original, smirk
Foreign bodies (Peter Karp) explicit sexual, scatological, heard it, true, smirk
VCR's in the home (Mark A. Holtz) true, chuckle
Topical Knock-Knock (Robert Jon Diamond) topical, maybe
Compiler Technology (Ray Wagner) original, maybe, computer
The .plan file of life (Max Kislik) computer, sexual, sexual stereotypes
no offense intended (contains nasty word) (Robin Gyver) swearing, usenet, topical, smirk, rot13
Panamaniacs (Peter Fay) original, smirk
Bad writing (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
Changing their tune.... (Nicholas J. Simicich) original, maybe, topical
Beans - the after effects (V I C T O R) heard it, scatological, smirk
The Tragedy of the Computer Science Graduate Student (Avi Naiman) science, original, smirk
'89 earthquake (Walid S. Al-Sabah) sexual, chuckle
Submission for rec.humor.funny (Sharat Israni) true, chuckle
rules of thub (Alan Silverstein) heard it, chuckle
Growing Kudzu (Michael H. Warfield) chuckle
Romanian Orphans (Otto J. Makela) smirk
It's a joke, alright. (Don Mathis) sexual, maybe, original
Marion Barry Joke (Debbie Greenberg) topical, maybe
Charles Stuart jokes from Boston (Franklin Davis) topical, sick, smirk
Wanna be rich? (Greg Philmon) chuckle
Computer Program Virtually Eliminates Machine Errors (Mark Lawrence) computer, chuckle
Rad new BBS (offensive to VIC-20 users) (John "The Squid" Byrd) strange, computer, smirk
Introducing . . . the NiCE Machine (Ellen Keyne Seebacher) original, smirk, computer
Stones Joke (Brian Lee Cramer) pun, smirk, sexual
Roumanian lightbulb (Jan Michael Rynning) original, topical, smirk, sick
USSR-US Friendship Watch (Gabe M Wiener) smirk
Panama Financing (Carlo Sgro) topical, computer, smirk
bounty hunters (Barun Chandra) smirk, topical
The single girl's Christmas prayer (Alan Jeddeloh) sexual stereotypes, smirk
Emperor Charles (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) original, maybe, topical
Report from Panama City (Jeff Ranstrom) topical, smirk
Virus and Panama (Grace Downey) topical, smirk, computer
Let out your frustrations! (Rhonda Harlie Landy) smirk
Modern Justice (Gustavo Jorge Goni) smirk
If I ran the circus. (Clifford Beshers) topical, chuckle
Jewish husbands (Karl L. Wuensch) religious stereotypes, smirk
Bush bumper sticker (Evan Morton) topical, smirk, orginal
Humatrans - A transportation Device for Homo Sapiens (din@bellcore.bellcore.com) original, smirk
Sorority jokes collection (OLIAS OF SUNHILLOW) sexual stereotypes, rot13, smirk
Houston Comical Slams Public Libraries as "pornography ring" (Carl M. Kadie) original, topical, usenet, chuckle
LaTeX - T + x => (scrambled) => Ex-Lax (Joseph M Miller) orignal, maybe, computer
My little digital watch (Chris_Boyd@edinburgh.ac.uk) maybe
urban legand or american horror story? (Fred Douglis) true, smirk
The Satanic Flyer (Jon R Ferro) religious stereotypes, offense=muslims, rot13, smirk
wisdom from news.lists (Robin Colgrove) sexual, usenet, smirk
french naval pun (GAVIN@hnympi52.bitnet) pun, smirk, sexual
Finite State Machine Descriptions of Affairs.... (Christopher Lennard) original, smirk, computer
Deserted Island? (FaceMan/Mathew Lecher) smirk, national stereotypes, rot13
Most Embarrassing Moment (Second Hand) (Ashish Jain) true, smirk
Apple IIgs (Richard W West) computer, original, chuckle
Self-help quiz (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
Pretzels, Language, Quantum Physix (Wayne Hayes) original, smirk, science
Answers to calculus final (Ken Blackman) original, smirk, science
Wild Cards... (moynihan_r@apollo.com) sexual, smirk
Rabbits (Don't ask why that's the subject) (Kenneth Richard Tough) rot13, smirk, topical, original
Adolph Eichmann's Evil Cake Award (Laurie Abbott) smirk
Cobol, oh Cobol (Jonathan R. Partington) computer, original, smirk
the pursuit of knowledge? (rpw@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu) smirk, science
How to use E-MAIL (original) (Jonathan R. Partington) computer, chuckle
HOW TO GET UNLOST (Steven R. Brown) sexual, chuckle
does a sun wear out? (Robert.Cohn@ius3.ius.cs.cmu.edu) computer, chuckle, true
Educating women (Topher G. Eliot) true, smirk
quotable quotes (Greg Byrd) heard it, smirk, swearing
Peppermint Patties (spexet@ux.acs.umn.edu) smirk, explicit violence
Jerusalem (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
Morris Humor (Allan "Just say YES to DARPA!" Meers) topical, chuckle, computer
alphabet soup (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
Rock Hudson and Sammy (Arthur P. Goldberg) rot13, topical, sick, offense=homosexuals, topical
DIET vs SEX...which do you prefer? (NUNO PAIXAO --> ACS CASUAL) sexual, smirk, sexual stereotypes
"My Left Foot" parody (Lee Crocker) original, smirk
Yet Another Chicken Joke (Rick Peralta) sexual, smirk
Coosbane's Revenge (Patrick J. Flynn) topical, doubt it, original
Geologic Ages and Events (Lisa Mann) chuckle
Want Ad (Fubar) true, smirk
Ma 'n Pa On The Porch (Mike Manlove) sexual, smirk
Biodegradable plastic bags (Phil OKunewick) smirk
Street Mime (joemc@hotlips.UUCP) smirk, original
Shit Happens in various religions (Samuel N Kamens) swearing, chuckle, religious stereotypes
Next time, try Rubbers-R-Us (Joe Neff) sexual, sexual-religious stereotypes, rot13
Political Game Show (Doug "Euphorbia" Warner) original, maybe, offense=republicans
life immitates art (mark thompson) true, smirk
fatherly concern (Richard Beigel) sexual, smirk
Cooking tip (man@cs.brown.edu) smirk
The little red man (David Grayden) smirk, pun-ish
More on Snack Cakes (Jeremy Smith) original, smirk
Long Tall Texans (Stephen L. Nicoud) sexual, smirk
Camel won't drink. (Dave Gomberg) scatolgoical, smirk, national stereotypes
Mr. Wizard (Brad Stone) smirk
Robert Polhill II (Mike Faber) topical, original, smirk
Capitalism's highpoint (Gautham Nalamada) smirk
Oddest Titles at Frankfurt Book Fair 1979-1989 (Ross Morrissey) true, smirk
Dinosaur extinction, original (Wayne Wonchoba) original, smirk
Blowing off dogs (David C Lawrence) original, smirk
RAPE (our@looking.UUCP) smirk, sexual?
conversation between two answering machines (Jane Edwards) true, smirk, computer
Tough rules (Dan Rubesh) scatological, smirk
Quantum Mix-up (Don Dodson) original, smirk, science
Oxbridge (Jason Trenouth) sexual, smirk
kids say the darnedest things (King Ables) sexual, smirk
Navy, Homosexuality (Daryl D. Spillmann) sexual, smirk
The Turing Shroud (Chris_Boyd@edinburgh.ac.uk) computer, smirk
RTFM(1) (gwh@ocf.berkeley.edu) usenet, smirk, swearing
Seymour's Laws (814) 862-6728) smirk
N reasons why motorcycles are better than women (David A Honig) sexual stereotypes, rot13, chuckle, original
"The CV macros" (Neil Todd) computer, smirk
Mission Impossible meets the Twilight Zone (Steve Boswell) original, smirk
The ideal man (Dave Horsfall) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
'Political' joke. (Rafael Pous) smirk
An AI Light Bulb (Richard Caasi) smirk, computer
Mail Daemon(in Pascal) (Andrew Pearlman) usenet, smirk, original
Relay Hints (Tina Mancuso) computer, sexual, chuckle
RFC1149 - A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers (dwaitzman@bbn.com) computer, usenet
help from the West (Bruce Esrig) smirk
Miami or bust... (OMAR@buasta.UUCP) smirk, heard it
Daylight Savings Time Reform (Richard S. Holmes) topical, smirk, original
Literary criticism meets COBOL (original) (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk, computer
channel flippers anon (S.J.MacMartin) original, smirk
From the Unnatural Enquirer: Thirtysomething Mutant Ninja Turtles (trygve lode) original, smirk
Doughnuts (From talk.bizarre) (Ken Johnson) original, smirk, stereotypes
My hovercraft is full of eels (Thomas Turrittin) original, chuckle
Gator Farm (davidsen@crdos1.crd.ge.com) chuckle, pun
Scatalogical Chapstick (Patrick Miller) scatological, smirk
Childhood disease? (Tim Lapin Concordia University) smirk
Russian advertisement (vaguely amusing, but difficult to translate) (D J Astley) chuckle
perfect penis (Jerome Sherman) heard it, sexual, smirk
The Call of Duty... (David Ash) topical, smirk
Ham Radio for the compleat idiot. (Jamie Cox) true, smirk
Female Escorts Wanted (Greg Wong) true, chuckle, sexual
anthropological study (Sara Duncan) science, chuckle, original
Prostitute yourself for $10,000! (tada@athena.mit.edu) computer, true, smirk
Gainsville, FL humor (Michael Murphy) topical, smirk, sick
God (Bill Sklar) heard it, chuckle, computer
Why we shouldn't worry about foreigners in Iraq. (Werner Uhrig) topical, smirk
Solving the Gulf Crisis (Troy Rollo) topical, chuckle
European Dimensional Unity (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
disgusting story from Milwaukee. (Bill Roth) true, smirk
More tabloid headlines (Tony Ross) chuckle
The cure for financial heartburn (Ken Hoyme) topical, chuckle, true
Saddam gets his own chat show (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, smirk
But wait! There's More! (Mike Cuddy) smirk, original
Why we shouldn't worry about foreigners in Iraq. (Ehud Gavron) topical, smirk
Elephants (Dean Economou) smirk
Sex and software development. (Andrew Friedman) sexual, smirk
The latest from CRAY... (Colin :) computer, smirk
Hi, this is Karen ... (Casey Leedom) true, maybe
Pure Mathematics (hall%vice.ico.tek.com@relay.cs.net) science, smirk
Gasoline price increases (Gregory S. Scott) topical, original, smirk
The Burroughs/Sperry Merger Song (R) computer, smirk
How to be a Statistician (believed to be true) (Jonathan R. Partington) true, chuckle, science
The Master Programmer -- a religious allegory (Robert Mokry) original, smirk, computer
Yet another original topical Iraq j*ke (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, chuckle
No need for justification (Glen Raphael) original, smirk
satirical look at DAT copyright suit (shabtai klein) original, smirk
God doesn't f*** with the universe. (Robert Mokry) original, smirk, sexual
Man's sex life (Craig Robson) sexual, smirk
old Italian man (Evan Morton) national stereotypes, smirk, sexual
Coming soon to a theater near you! (Eric Price) topical, smirk
Post Haste? (Diana Edgley) true, chuckle
Buying habits (Sam Shim) true, smirk, unusual sexual reference
Modern Domestic Theories (Trevor John Thompson) original, smirk
Re: no need for justification (Dave Zobel) orignal, smirk
Mr Ed. (Text editor) (V.And) computer, original, smirk
Those useful ASCII characters... (lee@sqarc.sq.com) computer, smirk
This is your brain (Miles R. Fidelman) smirk
The lady is blind (asb@media-lab.media.mit.edu) topical, smirk, original
THe Augmentation (Alex Leavens) original, maybe
Civics Lesson: Dave's Denouncement (Patrick J. Flynn) topical, original, smirk
musical distopia (Nicholas J. Simicich) original, smirk
Japanese-Bashing (Rich McGee) heard it, smirk
Essay Contest (Dan Flak) computer, original, chuckle
Where the hell are my socks? (Olias Of Sunhillow) original, smirk
More Cambridge Quotes (jch@computer-lab.cambridge.ac.uk) science, funny
The Donald (Kenneth J. Dykema) topical, smirk
Long, long, life (Jose Miro-Julia) smirk, heard it
no need for justification (Robert Mokry) original, computer, smirk
End of the Term "Rap Song" (Jamesstickman Hsieh) original, maybe
Italian wedding invitation (Michael Zintl) national stereotypes, rot13, smirk
eating a banana (Steve Losen) sexual, smirk
British class distinctions (David Ferrier) swearing, smirk
A Nightmare on Aisle 6. (John Witters) true, smirk
Commuting for beginners. (Alun Jones) original, smirk
Enviromentally Concerned (Dale Andrew Harris) smirk
Re: Intel vs. AMD (gah@arnor.UUCP) topical, smirk
Bush and Hussein on TV (Allan Meers "Just say NO to hackers!") chuckle
Division of Labour (John Fisher) chuckle
party time in Berkeley (John Irwin) topical, sick, rot13, chuckle
more embarrassing moments... (Ken Barrett) true, smirk
Next time.... (Robert W. Spiker) topical, computer, funny
Bug out (Brett K. Carver) computer, chuckle
Green toast (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
Working at 7-11 (Rick Grubin) chuckle
GM vs. Microsoft (HJW2@psuvm.psu.edu) computer, smirk
Solution to National Debt Crisis (Joshua_Bloch@transarc.com) original, topical, smirk
5 items or fewer (Milind Kandlikar) science, chuckle, true
Phone call from ANC (Paul Martin) topical, smirk
I like him but... (rf@computer-lab.cambridge.ac.uk) true, smirk
Movie Review (Larry Hughes) chuckle, usenet
Kennebunkport (Alex Lopez-Ortiz) topical, smirk
This is a design specification? (Mike Percy) computer, smirk
Longest insurance (Per B. Lilje, NORDITA, Copenhagen, Denmark) pun, smirk, sexual
Re: channel flippers anon (recent joke posting -- rebuttal) (Rodney Sinclair) topical, smirk, original
Layoff Poem, a la Poe (Ken Lyons) smirk
Right you are. (Robert Mokry) smirk
I was going how fast??? (JEFF GREULICH) original, smirk
From the Unnatural Enquirer: Lucky Charms Shapes and Sex (trygve lode) original, smirk, sexual stereotypes
Cpt. Picard & The Borg (Finale?) (Daniel Elvis Weber) topical, usenet, smirk, original
End of the World (When I'm good, I'm even better) smirk
Sex Contract (Tigger) sexual, sexual stereotypes, smirk
Astounding vacation news: pagan goddesses were better (Peter van der Linden) true, smirk
From the Unnatural Enquirer: The Programmer Song (trygve lode) original, smirk
Professor catches student sleeping in class (Ron Ih) smirk, true
From the Unnatural Enquirer: The Schaeffer Image Catalog (trygve lode) original, smirk
Political data? (James Cowie) smirk
fat, sex (Asya Kamsky) sexual, smirk
Environmental effects of the oil crisis (Raymond Chen) topical, smirk
Stereo Wars (Dan_Bloch@transarc.com) original, smirk
Bat Story (long) (Steve @ His Desk) smirk, original
Intel vs. AMD (Brian Smithson) topical, computer, smirk
Bush (John Wical) smirk
Next time.... (The Actual Case) (Kwan Leung Andy Sun) computer, topical, smirk, original
Raymond Chandler hits the computer age... (The_Edible_Dormouse) pun, usenet, smirk
This Old Outhouse (Brian Switzer) original, chuckle
Drunken Violence (Stephen Zehl) smirk
The Paging Game (Paul Sander) computer, chuckle
Sexual Bigotry (Thomas R. Blake) sexual stereotypes, smirk
Star Trek The Degeneration - Encounter At Gunpoint (Alun Jones) smirk
Psychological Operations at the Gulf (Reginald Wee Siang Tze) original, topical, smirk
Your brain (Robert Mayoff) smirk, computer
ridiculous classified ads... (NOT spiggy) maybe
The Borg meet IBM (Drool Rockworm) computer, chuckle
how cheap can one be? (Stuart Freedman {x1708}) heard it, smirk
A pretty good definition of "friends"... (Tom Tatlow) computer, smirk, sexual
Extremely Optimal list (Bapiraju Vinnakota) smirk, computer
Equality for the sexes (Kee Hinckley) true, smirk
Bad news about Iraq.... (Shane D. Deichman) topical, smirk
No down payment seminars (David Chesler) sexual, chuckle
Life in the BU Computer Graphics Lab (Tim Hall) original, smirk, computer
maybe yes, maybe no (Eric Hughes) topical, chuckle
What are you gonna do now? (Ross Bradley) true, chuckle
Invasion snafu (Dale Cook) topical, smirk
Intellectual frauds in computer science (Stephen Friedl) computer, smirk
racial joke, but not a slur (Robert A. Levene) chuckle
Car ad you won't see on TV (Frederick Wamsley) pun, smirk
The life of a Usenet newsgroup (Mike Faber) usenet, original, chuckle
Newsgroups I'd like to see. (Al Cuenco) usenet, swearing, original, smirk
The One-Liner file Annual, Nov 90 (funny-request@looking.on.ca) chuckle, various
Deadline Delayed (bjpt@mundoe.maths.mu.oz.au) topical, original, chuckle
Snappy answers to uptight professors (AGCOMP2@idui1.bitnet) science, smirk, true
NetNews: every American's duty (GarBear Irick) original, chuckle, usenet
Official Iraqi 1991 Calendar (Mitch Wright) topical, chuckle
3 congress jokes (JAZBUTIS,GINTAUTAS BRONIUS) chuckle
President Bush Denied Funding (Peter Shirley) topical, origiginal, smirk
Crossbreeding experiment (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) chuckle
Nun (Morton Cotlar) funny
A Beeper Story (Cheryl Marks) true, chuckle
Author solicits death threats (Gordon Letwin) chuckle
So much for the positronic brain... (RussNightfall Smith) smirk, sexual
Saddam Hussein's Top Ten Hopes for the New Year (peter c dill) topical, original, chuckle
watch where you sit! (Kenstir) sexual, chuckle
Bambi's got a gun (tarsa@abyss.pa.dec.com) true, chuckle
The final refutation (Dale Cook) true, smirk
A Sweet of Lunch Messages - humourous lunch invitations (VERY LONG) (Edwin Hoogerbeets) smirk
Romeo & the neighbours (Daniel Bowen) original, chuckle
Yet another yet another trek spoof (DAHLPJ@caa.mrs.umn.edu) smirk
UNIVAC vs IBM (Anup C. Patel) computer, true, smirk
Americans in the World Cup (Ken Johnson) smirk
Involuntary Attrition (Brian Scearce) funny, computer
Letter to the Fantasy Column (B. Rajagopalan) original, chuckle, sexual?
those people with the Holy Goal of Conversion. (Michael Hermann) chuckle, swearing
Re: End of the World (Antonio Desimone) smirk, science
Don't ask too many questions (Tom Markson) chuckle, sexual
From the Cops Box (vickie hoover) true, smirk
Santa's helper (Jim Greenlee) chuckle
You might be a Redneck if (Burch Seymour) regional stereotypes, chuckle
AT&T Acronym (bull@udavxb.oca.udayton.edu) topical, smirk
Sherlock Ohm's Law - Very Punny (turner@smart.sps.mot.com) pun, smirk, science
O Baby Baby (Tom Pfannkoch) smirk
Last minute Christmas idea? Try these childrens books! (David Lowry) original, chuckle
Bathroom Language (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) computer, chuckle
Sex in Kuwait (Erann Gat) topical, smirk, sexual
New York City one-liners (ark@research.att.com) smirk
Collection of Irish jokes (Duke McMullan) national stereotypes, chuckle, sexual, scatological, offense=irish
Sung to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" (Kenneth Powell) original, smirk, science
Re: Two drunks (Dan Gordon) smirk
Re: Possible advertisements following airline mishap in Detroit (MIKE SILANO) topical, original, maybe, sick
Medical Claims Form Snafu (Mike Faber) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
AT&T offers $6 billion to acquire NCR . . . trademark (George S. Kong) original, topical, smirk
The Computer Experts Glossary (Jeff Pesis) computer, funny
Baghdad Betty has some wires crossed (Matthew L. Ginsberg) topical, smirk, true
don't press that! (T. William Wells) computer, smirk
The Real Oscar Mayer (Kirk Pearson) chuckle
Ottawa Senators (Eric Skinner) topical, chuckle
True Burger King Anecdote (Burch Seymour) true, smirk
New AT&T Slogan (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) topical, funny
Sadorandom number generator (Nick Sayer) computer, smirk, original
It's a business (NELS) sexual, chuckle
Collection of short jokes (david chandler) various, smirk
Advanced User's Guide (George MOORE) computer, chuckle
The Best of Usenet Oracularities #126-150 (Steve Kinzler) chuckle, various
Breast Fixation (John Hughes) sexual, funny
Liquid soap joke (Soheila Amiri) sexual, chuckle
Size not important? (J.COOLIDGE@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See (Tom Boutell) funny, computer
Bear Identification (Perry G Ramsey) chuckle
Ace in your pocket? (Farshid Arman) sexual, smirk
A banner year for Milli Vanilli (Neil S Weinstock) topical, chuckle
Sex Therapy (Hunter Faris) sexual, smirk
You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves (Ted Johnson) chuckle
Very funny, Mikhail. But keep your day job. (Julian Vrieslander) topical, smirk
The American Infantryman (Mike Schmitt) smirk
But two out of three ain't bad... (Dave Cottingham) science, chuckle
The UNIX Philosophy (Steve Huff) heard it, computer, chuckle
She's a witch! Burn her! Proof by Resolution Theorem Proving (John Ioannidis) original, maybe, science
What they don't teach you at Soviet engineering school (Avi Belinski) smirk, science
A ruler has 12 inches. (Cliff Stanford) sexual stereotypes, smirk, nasty remark, offense=women
engineer GPAs (John Heidemann) smirk
Murphy for flyers (Bruce Spence) smirk
Marketroids run amuck (Robert J. Granvin) smirk, true, computer
My favourite things (Robert Anton Fabian) sexual, chuckle, original, computer
The Borg are Back! (And Better than Ever!) (Mark Sobolewski) usenet, smirk
Prescription confusion (Patrick R. Gold) true, chuckle
Rules for Starfleet programmers (Mitch Wagner) computer, funny
Saddam's Thanksgiving Wish (Dipender Saluja) topical, pun, smirk
Jokes about bragging (David F. Skoll) sexual, racial stereotypes, smirk
Milli Vanilli Exchange Rates (Justin the Blue) topical, chuckle
This Old White House (Kathy Ellington) smirk
From the Unnatural Enquirer: Microsloshed Walls (trygve lode) computer, funny
British Prime Minister quits over Domain Ordering. (Tom Wade, VMS Systems) usenet, chuckle, original
religious? (Donnie) heard it, smirk
Aussie humour! (COMP_OPER@darwin.ntu.edu.au) national stereotypes, smirk
What You Can Do to the Bible With A Computer (Paul M Dubuc) funny, true, computer
Summer courses for summmer people (David Lowry) original, smirk
The Pianist (Jeff Pesis) sexual, chuckle
Subject to Change (John Schonholtz) topical, sick, smirk
An Aggie Graduates (karen@everexn.UUCP) school stereotypes, smirk
Dick jokes (B.YOKEM@genie.com) sexual, sexual stereotypes, rot13, chuckle
As asked for in your Request for Humour in DIY fusion (The sixth sick sheep!) heard it, chuckle
NULL - The Ultimate Computer Language (John R. Andrews 6-5995) computer, chuckle, original
Commercial for detergent/contraceptive (Jeff Maziarz) funny
Bedroom golf (Tim Russell) sexual, chuckle
General Jokes (GEO.DOSCH@genie.com) sexual, funny
Persian PMS (EN Div, USA-CECER, 217-352-6511 x 444) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, rot13, topical
Your Turn (Soheila Amiri) chuckle, scatological
I will like to thank the Academy (Bloody Afterbirth) smirk
conference announcement [original] (ark@research.att.com) true, computer, chuckle
A long sentence. (Marty Beene) national stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
IRAQ ATTACK (Kerry Calvert) topical, chuckle
Evolution of a programmer (Dennis Lou) computer, funny, original
Bush on persian gulf (Steve "il-Manhous" Norton) pun, smirk, topical
Michael Jackson's divorce (Joe Block) topical, smirk, sexual
Clearly not the pun police (Eric Ewanco) smirk, Internet
The official Bobbit joke of 1996 (Xcott Craver) smirk, swearing
Oxymoronic activities (Unknown)
Kato Kaelin in Playgirl (John Dybala) smirk
Edition Electronique (The Old Bear) smirk, computers
They have pool in Heaven (Brian Morearty) topical, smirk
UnaBomber changes tactics (JR CAMPBELL) smirk, computers
Joke: Form filling pedants (true) (Stephen Thomas) smirk
Cueniform Tablets (TBARSS@uvphys.phys.uvic.ca) smirk, computers
Tech Support Hotline (Dean Woodward) chuckle, computers
Let Me Tell You In a Song... (Sanford E. Walke IV) smirk, sexual
What did you get for Christmas? (Bob Cowling) smirk, sexual, heard it
Holy Olestra! (John Maline) smirk, offense=Catholics
bathroom humor (Tarkus95) smirk
Clinton's polls improving (Shepard, Ira) original, smirk
Bosnia (slightly sick...) (David Coburn) chuckle, sick
The Hazards of Radar Detectors... (brown@krl.caltech.edu) chuckle, true
Internet for Dummies (whuang@cco.caltech.edu) smirk, UNIX
One letter makes all the difference (rsouto@ccri.cc.ri.us) smirk
Uni Caff Rules (Rosemary Lyndall Wemm) smirk, heard it
Cochran, OJ, book (Rob Barris) original, smirk
How Would You Like It Cooked, Sir? (Demetrios Ojeda) smirk, swearing
How about a talking breast? (Butt-head) smirk
Another Jackson-Presley joke (Simon Rooney) topical, smirk
Will my Compact Discs work in Australia? (Michael Jennings) chuckle, long
Spindler calls in air strike (Mark H. Anbinder) topical, smirk, computers
True story: Hapless criminals (Barton E. Schaefer) smirk, true
Newsflash from Dayton! (Goble, Paul) topical, smirk
Where did you come from? (J.R. Hutto) smirk, sexual
Warning Landlord of party (Brent Jackson) smirk, gross
Queen's Own Highlanders (jroberts@mts.net) smirk, heard it
Choosing the correct date makes a difference. (Ken MacFarlane) topical, smirk, computers
I'll have what's behind Door Number 3, please! (Steam) chuckle
Why Bother? (The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel) smirk, computers
One of these days ... pow! (Mario Cortesi) smirk, swearing
The Elections... (Andreas Ramos) smirk
Re: Improve our calendar? (Partial Full Name) smirk
The Cold Snap (Mark H. Anbinder) topical, chuckle
AOL on CD (Daniel) original, smirk, computers, heard it
Top Ten Anagrams -- 'Communications Decency Act' (Mike Morton) topical, original, smirk
senior citizen humor (Jennifer Denise Werner) smirk, swearing
How old are you, dear? (Sean Dees) smirk
Movie of Clinton's Life (Harry P Bloomberg) original, smirk
Potholes (Bill Innanen) smirk
Valentine's day obedience (Glenn Ramsey) topical, chuckle
Yet another limeric (Jim Wygralak) smirk, heard it
The Talented Frog (Larry P. Schrof) chuckle, sexual, heard it
Humor: Fly the Friendly Skies (W. Craig Trader) smirk
radioactive cats! (Dan Zerkle) smirk, true
Internet Bombs (Tom Benjamin) smirk
engine failure (Rob Edwards) smirk, heard it
In the heart of the heart of the country (mjr1) topical, smirk
How to motivate gov't workers (John Dybala) smirk
101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet (Reuben King) laugh, USENET
Out of the Mouths of Babes.... (Carlton Brown) smirk
Moving on... (Are Thunes Samsonsen) topical, smirk
Last Words 1995 -- Sports (Robert Finlay) chuckle
Re: engine failure (Michael J Conover) chuckle
computers and gender (Janine Goldstein) chuckle, sexual
Translation humor (Geoffrey A. Landis) smirk
More limericks about limericks (H. Ian Novack) smirk
Post-box (L.J. Wischik) smirk
Lost Satellite (Casimir Couvillion) topical, smirk
Those three special words... (Chris Grovich) smirk, sexual
Deus ex machinations (Greg Rapawy) topical, smirk, offense=Republicans
Kasparov's Match (CHORLEY@vms.ocom.okstate.edu) chuckle, Internet
Big, bigger, ... (Holger Reusch) smirk, offense=Texans
S&M (Augie Kuo) chuckle, electronics, heard it
PTA (Walter Vose Jeffries) smirk, sexual, heard it
Valentine's Wishes (hathaway@stsci.edu) smirk, sexual
Some math humor... (Nothing) laugh, math
tee hee. how long has this been circulating? (Robert Forsman) laugh, Internet
British Royal Family (Johnson, Mark) topical, smirk
I've seen the dark! (Alex Pomeranz) smirk, computers
Re: British Royal Family (Steve Kay) topical, laugh, heard it
Truth in Advertising for Psychobabble Testimony (dbakken@bbn.com) chuckle, true
A true life story (Thomas Lindholtz) smirk, heard it
what kind of research was this? (Carla Schack) smirk, sexual
What I learned in fifth grade (TwinsFam@aol.com) smirk
Meat? (Michael R. Erb) laugh
The Star Trek Writer's Construction Kit (Mark Stevens) chuckle
What's the opposite of How-deeeeee? (Janet Coleman Sides) topical, smirk
Have your cake and eat it too (James Michael Anthis) smirk, sexual
Fact O' The Day (ER4CE@aol.com) smirk, sick
The Mideast Solution (Copywolf@aol.com) topical, original, smirk
Blind soccer-playing kids (This space intentionally left blank) smirk, heard it
Magic back in the NBA (Dr. Briefs) smirk, sexual
And then there were none. (Kendall Helmstetter Gelner) smirk
Safety warning (Richard Tobin) smirk
Army joke (Kevin Bittick) laugh, sexual
Apparently-From: sagan@AOL.sol.mwy (Joshua W. Burton) original, chuckle
Five Stages of an Actor's Career (dave.a.botteron@bangate1.tek.com) smirk, heard it
Abusing new technology (Chris Cobb) smirk, USENET
Original - Pig/Shark (Don Cameron) chuckle
Disney's web disclaimer (Mark Wang) smirk
"All you can eat" means "one size fits all" (Tom Phoenix) smirk
Visas (Oded Feingold) smirk
Your starship captain might be... (Mark H. Anbinder) chuckle
Shoot me now (Greg Rapawy) original, chuckle, Internet
Just Stupid Enough to be True (Malor) chuckle, heard it
What you did not know about Windows 95 (fa@dat.dtu.dk) chuckle, computers
At Least They Know Their Target Audience (Nabeel Ibrahim) smirk, computers, sexual
silly but true (bob engnath) smirk, sexual
two bums disgussing subpoena (Tom Taylor) chuckle, heard it
The Year of the Rat (Ian Chai) smirk
Internet News Flash (Andrew Darling) topical, smirk, swearing
joke (Brian Prince) chuckle, computers
Hmmm. I don't think I'll go to work today... (Ken Samuel) smirk
Shotgunning a Beer Joke (Jeremy E Collins) smirk
New joke (Trevor Hall) smirk
in defense of Thomas Hamilton (Oded Feingold) topical, smirk, sick, Great Britain
the two evil brothers and the new pastor (Russell Schulz) chuckle, heard it
Internet Decency (Charles Sumner) smirk, Internet
Pat Buchanan quickies (Funny Guy) topical, smirk, sexual, heard it, offense=conservatives
Him vs. him (Gregory Lam) smirk
Some NCAA Tourney Humor (Laurence Simon) topical, smirk, heard it
The letter to dad (fwd) a good reply too. (fwd) (rajesh vaidheeswarran) chuckle
Software Reviews (Professor Falken) original, chuckle, computers
Political Humour, Canadian (Glenn Evans) smirk, Canada
i was misquoted... (Martin Soques) smirk
Just how quick is time, anyway? (Jesse Parsons) smirk
Barber (jfmelco) smirk, sexual
We'll Your Honor, You See.... (Ernie Smith) chuckle, sexual, sick
If God were a computer programmer... (John Morrissey) smirk, computers
It's in the Bible (Joseph Hammond) chuckle, offense=women
Typical Microsoft... (Kirsten Starcher) smirk, computers
The Grateful Commuter (Roy Trumbull) topical, smirk
Five-Martini Lunch (SHIELDS@calvin.cc.duq.edu) chuckle, heard it
If people bought computers like they bought cars (ccook@acs.bu.edu) chuckle, computers
Taxation (Kong Seng Chai) chuckle, sexual
UNISYS downsizing (Steve Rose) smirk
Doesn't Amiga make a toaster? (John Dybala) chuckle
Breaking up is hard to do... (Adam Lasnik) smirk
Toll Collecting, a Heady Business (Robert Houk - SMCC Bos Desktop Hardware) smirk, offense=toll-collectors
Insectology 101 (Shannon Miller) chuckle
Tortoise and the snails (Peter Shaw) smirk, heard it
has it been that long? (Scott Cannon) smirk
Watershed Marketing (C. D. Tavares) smirk
NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (Kevin Hanes) smirk, computers
Political Computer Science (Ed Boyno) original, smirk, computers
A Strange Name (Original) (James D. Strange) smirk
Doctors can be funny! (John Wagner) chuckle
Overheard at airport (~rob) smirk
Topical: Mad Cow Disease (Dave Frascone) smirk, sexual, sick, offense=Scotsmen
How to kill two cows with one mine? (Stephanie Dyrkacz) topical, smirk
Theology (David E. Jones) chuckle, heard it
Black Box humor (Jeff) topical, sick, ROT-13
Weekly Work Reports and the Moshinsky Maneuver (Arturo Magidin) smirk
Translating Southern United States to English (rajesh vaidheeswarran) chuckle, regional stereotypes
Repair service (Kerry Harris) smirk
news from Montana (James D. Strange) topical, smirk
Announcement of My Candidacy (Edward Luhn) smirk, offense=dyslexics
Playboy patents sex (Phil Karn) smirk, sexual
[pnw.general] Moving to Portland (Randal L. Schwartz) smirk
Thanks for Staying (AFinJapan@aol.com) smirk, true
Last Will & Testament (Moatman@aol.com) smirk, original
The next tacky tourist trap (Donna Higgins) chuckle, sick (Auschwitz), original
Information Gridlock (Ido Dubrawsky) smirk, computers
New Year's Eve (Dan Mahaffey) chuckle
If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... (DementDJ) chuckle
When does grandma season open?? (Eric.Miller@bbs.mhv.net) chuckle
Care to try again? (Everett M. Greene) smirk
Graffiti (Wolfgang Sirges) chuckle, sexual
baseball rules revised (Eite) smirk, sexual, offense=women
Beef Tongue (Laurie McGivern) smirk
Holiday Observation (dmason@freenet.vcu.edu) smirk
Sister Mary's Original Cure (Henry W. Farkas) smirk, swearing
Me too? (Scott Post) topical, smirk, USENET, heard it
Newtons' Lightbulbs (Trey Jones) chuckle
Planting Dino (WPogoer@aol.com) topical, smirk, offense=Dean Martin fans
license plate (chris overton) smirk
New classes (Kevin D Saltkill) smirk
Improve our calendar? (JCGORE@aol.com) smirk
Turnabout is fair play... (True?) (Joseph Carl Pemberton) smirk
true story (Tom Stepleton) smirk, heard it
Sticking to the Assignment (Jon Levy) original, chuckle
Senate candidate quote (Robert Ankeney) smirk
The Charge of the Code Brigade (Jeff Abrahamson) original, chuckle, computers
On the plus side ... (Christophe Pettus) topical, smirk
Snow blows, schools close (Jerry Barton) topical, smirk, Latin
By the horns (Greg Rapawy) original, smirk, offense=Kansans
Another man page gem (Shawn Bayern) smirk, UNIX, USENET
Out of context and into trouble (Jack Morrison) original, smirk, sexual
MBTI Prayers (giggle, inside joke on... MBTI) (Lawrence T. Hardiman) smirk, heard it
Netware & Guns (J. Gregory Wright) smirk, computers
winter parody (Matthew MacKenzie) topical, chuckle
Remember me? (Michael Lorton) chuckle
SUN 386i Beginner's Manual comments... (Rob Prior) true, smirk, computer
Wheel of fortune (SweetPinkPig) heard it, smirk, science
stuck up!! (shashikant joshi) sexual, smirk
You're Saddam? Prove it. (bowe@osf.org) topical, smirk, iraq
The dog didn't eat it... (Joseph D Neff) computer, smirk
Best of Usenet Oracularities #176-200 (Steve Kinzler) various
two irish drunks (Billy Hum) heard it, swearing, gross, national stereotypes, smirk, rot13
Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull An Organization Out of My Hat (P Scannell) original, smirk
Sun secret plot revealed! (Dean Long) unix, smirk
Twin Peaks Drinking Game (Brian D. Moore) topical, smirk, original
All flights were two hours or less (Nancy) topical, smirk
Honest Amad (Dan Savage) heard it, smirk
Expressive power of English (Tony Schaeffer) heard it, smirk
May be offensive to stupid people (Barry Hayes) smirk
Race relations (Frederick Wamsley) racial stereotypes, rot13, smirk
Relativity (P Scannell) original, smirk
What'd you say?!? (Mike Cuddy) original, smirk, sexual, national stereotypes
IT ALL HAS TO GO! (Brent S. Rieck) topical, original, smirk
Look & Feel joke (SAMUEL GOLDSTEIN) computer, smirk, swearing
Tax time at war (Matthew L. Ginsberg) true, topical, smirk
special offer (Michael Tod Rose) topical, smirk
Airpower (RUSSELL EARNEST) topical, smirk
Modelling tectonic hazard (Eugene N. Miya) original, smirk
More limericks not heard in a long time... (Fritz Wonnacott, System Guru) sexual, smirk
Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation (Brian Switzer) funny, long
Trials and Tribulations of A Graduating Student (Chris Welty) original, chuckle, long
The French Army (jhelbaum@princeton.edu) topical, national stereotypes, smirk
Software Technical Support (Ed Ahrenhoerster) topical, computer, smirk
quality control [told to me as true] (ark@research.att.com) heard it, true, computer, smirk
Elvis one-liner (Phillip Remaker) smirk
From the Unnatural Enquirer: The Burrito-1000 (trygve lode) original, smirk, computer
Best of Usenet Oracularities #151-175 (Steve Kinzler) various, original
Dreams of the Leaders ();) topical, smirk
Baghdad joke (Martin Soques) topical, chuckle
A Very Modest Proposal (UCC MR. DOJUN YOSHIKAMI) topical, original, smirk
Saddam's New Year message (Jonathan R. Partington) orginal, topical, smirk